mampon

a tampon that is for men to put in thier penal hole to stop jizz from getting out and making woman have babies.

dude im leaking i need a mampon.

by duchon mandick June 25, 2008

mampi

a big massive turd

oh my gosh i did a mampi last night

by mampi May 17, 2009

Memphis

Home of 3-6 Talipa, made up of mostly bitch made sectons
Germantown: Not one german in the whole damn place
Cordova: where most of the bitch niggas reside
Orange mound: Mostly hoes, Red light distict, CHEAPEST hoes in the U.S.
Frasier: Poorest, sadest part of town, also contains the most fakest gangsters in the city
North Memphis: Fradulant people, seems to be the hottest part of the city too..... dunno why though

gangkid1: "man what son immma crip was poppin"
me: "crips keep it craccin dumbass"

gangkid2: "what nigga ill hit you wit ma tool"
me: "really is it a wrench?"
gangkid2: "naw nigga -puts down starbucks coffee- takes out black spray painted water gun

Real story
memphisboy: "man im from the ghetto homie"
teacher: yea thats why i saw you in da back of that hummer watching dora the explorer right?"

by Rolllin4_YC April 29, 2007

Memphis

A city in southwest Tennessee (U.S.A.) known for its lack of culture, crooked government, and breakfast food. Everyone there is either pitch black or albino white trash, listens to either ghetto music with the word "nigga" repeated 40 times or banjo ska music, and either smells like shit or... smells like shit. The suburbs are oases in the cruel desert, with Germantown and Collierville having the fliest and most attractive people in the world. However, Arlington and Millington are just as bad as the inner city, except without black people to take out the white trash.

Judge Joe Brown: Sentenced to thirty fave years in Memphis, for farnicatin'

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010

Memphis mouthwash

when a man jizzes in a womans mouth then pisses in it, leaving a scent reminiscent of the southern cesspool of Memphis Tennessee.

"Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?

yeah she showed up to an interview smelling like Memphis mouthwash

by honkyhater69 November 25, 2011

Memphis

Memphis is the best person in the world! Hes awesome, sweet, lovable and swaggy!
P.S. Hes Sexy...
P.S.S Ryan is ugly and suck a big one!

Memphis is the best person ever! :P

by TheKittyPurryFan^.^ May 22, 2014

Memphis

A fat butch who only plays xboxs, fans to gay hentai even though he is only 7. He has the smallest dick on planet earth.

"Look at that stupid Memphis in the corner watching hentai."

by Chase Holbrook November 5, 2016