Mack Eder

Probably the greatest man alive, with the ability to manage his entire life while always having the cute girl at his side.

“Man Mack Eder is amazing”
“I wish I was Mack Eder”

by Elmaniuels May 8, 2019

mack g'd

To disappear from ones place of employment without notice. Seemingly to participate in frivolous acts of debauchery.

Has anyone seen Joe? We need to finish these reports.

I think he Mack G'd on our asses.

by SSgt May 22, 2014

mack the dog

a dog that is a literal pedophile with like 17 kinks

“mack the dog is a total panty sniffer”

by bitch not u November 13, 2021

mack n jizz

mack n jizz

mack n jizz

by sexyeshay69420 January 19, 2022

Mack the knife

To sneakily surprise your significant other while they are sleeping by suddenly stabbing your penis into their anus at night. Quick, Efficient, and sneaky, just like the real Mack The Knife

“I heard Andrew he pulled a Mack the knife on his girlfriend Jenny Diver to surprise her”

by Dr retard September 4, 2022

Mack N' Ghost

When a woman leads you on, hooks up with you, then proceeds to ghost you.

Nathan: Dude, we hooked up and I haven't heard from her in a week.
Jackson: Looks like she hit you with the good ole Mack N' Ghost.
Nathan: Classic.

by JJSG1 November 7, 2022

Mack truck lobotomy

like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation

I think it's time for me to go get a Mack truck lobotomy

by Markimedes September 29, 2023