Trent lunch raped Austin the other day. Austin told Trent to get out of his car, but ended up taking him to lunch anyways.
by Austin Bloomz Scabby Chode March 9, 2007
Get the lunch rapemug. Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.
by Mankind 1337 April 28, 2008
Get the free lunchmug. one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.
Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it
Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009
Get the cock lunchmug. Lisa: I hate raisins.
Nikki: I will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
Lisa: All 62 of them?
Nikki: Hell yes!
Lisa: Okay...here goes.
Nikki: I can't believe you just did that. You freaking Lunch Whore!!
Nikki: I will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
Lisa: All 62 of them?
Nikki: Hell yes!
Lisa: Okay...here goes.
Nikki: I can't believe you just did that. You freaking Lunch Whore!!
by Pseu Smith January 13, 2009
Get the Lunch Whoremug. Basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically :
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
He refused to inform the intern where lunch was being held, and was thus decapitated with the office boxcutter.
by Lunch Nazi May 11, 2004
Get the lunch lawsmug. One who will happily go out to lunch with the first person or group of people that come to get them regardless of previous conversations or verbal commitments to go out to lunch with others.
These people often suffer from lonelylunchaphobia which is the fear of having to go out to eat lunch alone.
These people often suffer from lonelylunchaphobia which is the fear of having to go out to eat lunch alone.
Jared: Where is Peter, he said he wanted to go to lunch?
Dan: Let me text him and find out where he is.
Ricardo: That lunch slut is probably already gone.
Text from Peter: Already at El Camps eating lunch with Brett
Jared, Dan, and Ricardo: What a lunch slut!
Dan: Let me text him and find out where he is.
Ricardo: That lunch slut is probably already gone.
Text from Peter: Already at El Camps eating lunch with Brett
Jared, Dan, and Ricardo: What a lunch slut!
by TITman September 5, 2012
Get the lunch slutmug. Me: dam I miss chocolate milk in school lunch
Him: yah me too
Everyone in existence: fuck you Michelle Obama
Him: yah me too
Everyone in existence: fuck you Michelle Obama
by Boi Latino December 11, 2019
Get the School lunchmug.