Schmuel Log

Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.

Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?

by TheDumpman January 26, 2017

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'

by Barneyfowell June 14, 2016

Prime Log

it's this one log that tommyinnit had in his exile arc in the dream smp minecraft server, which is apparently used to get his primes along with ringing a bell and screaming "TWITCH PRIME" at his chat, and it seems to work well!!

tommyinnit : we're at the prime log chat, you know what to do

by sqk17 February 11, 2021

Nail Log

A Canadian drinking game. Participants gather around a large piece of wood and attempt to hammer a nail into the log with the lowest number of hits. If you miss or bend the nail, you have to drink. Nail Log often deteriorates into "Nail shit to other shit".

We're going to have an epic game of Nail Log tonight, BYOH

by epicnail April 1, 2010

Dookie Log

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.

aye pass me the dookie log

by gramaqueef May 21, 2022

pork log

a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers

Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker

by Sir Ivory Asstapperson September 19, 2011

log stroll

A short leisurely walk in hope of finding logs.

Meredith needed some logs for her fireplace so she went on a log stroll along the beach.

by SirRex June 22, 2017