Radioactive Lobster 

A lobster found in Los Angeles' own Redondo Beach. It can be found within twenty-five paces of the Redondo Beach Pier. It glows in the dark and kind of looks like Darth Vader. Oh and by the way, it can morph into any of the "Mortal Kombat" characters just like Shang Tsung. Approximate weight: 35 kilos.

Dude that freakin' Radioactive Lobster totally just morphed into Rayden. That was nuts!!

Radioactive Lobster by Tim is metal June 13, 2008

lobster goose

A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.

I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!

lobster goose by cassa1111 November 13, 2009

Lobster Life 

A game where a bunch of people go on top of a couch crawling on top of each other saying "lobster life" slowly.

Hey guys, want to play some lobster life?

Lobster Life by Comso November 23, 2009

Lobster Tits 

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.

I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.

Lobster Tits by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011

Red hot lobster 

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.

"Let's go slap the red hot lobster."

Red hot lobster by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014

Corey's a Lobster! 

Corey (or anyone else for that matter) is someone commonly called a "Lobster" when he is acting stupid, weird or annoying.

Corey: *Makes a weird sound in class*
Student 1: what was that?
Student 2: He's calling for a female Lobster to mate with.
Student 3: Corey's a Lobster!

Corey's a Lobster! by Lee Pong May 7, 2009

Garbo Lobster 

Someone who is so bad at something that they affect the people around them and make them bad. Hence they are 'lobbing' their 'garbage' skills at others.

We would have won the game, but Bob over there is such a garbo lobster that he makes the whole team suck.

Garbo Lobster by HeavyMetalNinja September 7, 2008