A half-assed version of a trivial daily ritual because fuck it there's more important stuff going on.
by truehoax September 29, 2014
Get the Latte Salutemug. by anonymous September 22, 2023
Get the Pussy Spice Lattemug. An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most
usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most
usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
by hansomeinit August 13, 2024
Get the latte jacobmug. Definition (noun):
A luxurious, dessert-flavored coffee drink crafted to mimic the indulgence of your favorite sweet treats but without the guilt. Typically made with a non-dairy and lactose-free creamer with flavored ingredients manufactured by Drip Queen Coffee.
The coffee you drink when you’re ready to upgrade from a basic latte to something royalty-worthy, like Drip Queen Coffee’s signature line.
Definition (adjective):
Describing a coffee drink that’s creamy, dreamy, and unapologetically indulgent, yet somehow lighter and more health-conscious.
The energy of being extra without trying too hard—like ordering Red Velvet Cheesecake coffee while everyone else is still stuck on pumpkin spice.
Fun Fact:
Rumor has it, if you drink a Latte-ish, you automatically level up in the game of life. It’s coffee, dessert, and self-care rolled into one. Try it, and you’ll understand.
Pro Tip:
If your coffee doesn’t make you feel like royalty, it’s not Latte-ish enough.
A luxurious, dessert-flavored coffee drink crafted to mimic the indulgence of your favorite sweet treats but without the guilt. Typically made with a non-dairy and lactose-free creamer with flavored ingredients manufactured by Drip Queen Coffee.
The coffee you drink when you’re ready to upgrade from a basic latte to something royalty-worthy, like Drip Queen Coffee’s signature line.
Definition (adjective):
Describing a coffee drink that’s creamy, dreamy, and unapologetically indulgent, yet somehow lighter and more health-conscious.
The energy of being extra without trying too hard—like ordering Red Velvet Cheesecake coffee while everyone else is still stuck on pumpkin spice.
Fun Fact:
Rumor has it, if you drink a Latte-ish, you automatically level up in the game of life. It’s coffee, dessert, and self-care rolled into one. Try it, and you’ll understand.
Pro Tip:
If your coffee doesn’t make you feel like royalty, it’s not Latte-ish enough.
“I wasn’t ready for how good Red Velvet Cheesecake Latte-ish tasted. It’s like dessert in a cup, but better!”
“Forget basic lattes—I’m feeling Latte-ish today!”
“Enjoy Latte-ish Coffee with No Dairy Air.”
“Forget basic lattes—I’m feeling Latte-ish today!”
“Enjoy Latte-ish Coffee with No Dairy Air.”
by DripQueenCoffee December 19, 2024
Get the Latte-ishmug. It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte
Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"
by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019
Get the Penis lattemug. Matcha Latte from the Polish McDonald "Mata Meal" from Polish rapper Mata. Most of people complain that it doesn't taste like matcha.
I was I Poland last week. I was in McDonald's there, and tried the exclusive for this country "Mata Meal". Don't get the one with the Matchak Latte though, it doesn't taste like real Matcha. I almost puked.
by osminee2 October 27, 2021
Get the Matchak Lattemug. Not to be confused with a hot beverage from your local 7-eleven, Latte is a jolly old pooch famed for his service in the royal Australian airforce during WWII. Latte successfully led an air fleet of 2000 fellow comrades to victory over Germany in the battle of Wellington. He led his comrades fiercely, ‘ he believed no poodle shall be left behind’ all 2000 comrades returned home safely. While leading his comrades to victory he performed a rescue mission and successfully evacuated 200 civilians caught in the cross fire. Latte was deemed a hero by the people of Wellington, resulting in the king of Wellington offering his most attractive Daughter Adriennes hand in marriage to Latte. Latte declined the marriage proposal as he believes every female should be able to choose their mate.
On his return to Australia he was knighted as sir Latte lord of the Poodles, shortly after his knighthood Latte returned to his home town of Newstead VIC and straight into the arms of his loving parents Kristine and Dan who missed him dearly and basked in his glory with unconditional love.
On his return to Australia he was knighted as sir Latte lord of the Poodles, shortly after his knighthood Latte returned to his home town of Newstead VIC and straight into the arms of his loving parents Kristine and Dan who missed him dearly and basked in his glory with unconditional love.
‘ Who was that courageous dog who against all odds saved countless lives and led his comrades to victory? Latte is his name of course- the one and only.
by Notanothernett July 25, 2021
Get the Lattemug.