laslechtomize

v.t. to break oneself off from an ill-advised affair

Discovering Jessica to be a total head case, Nick made to laslechtomize himself as quickly as possible.

by Tobit September 3, 2012

laslechtomy

n. a hasty divorce, separation

(see laslechtomize)

Stu woke up in Vegas with a splitting headache and in serious need of a laslechtomy.

by Tobit September 5, 2012

laloe

A very cute guy. He is a skater & is good at it. He likes to fool around. He has curly type beautiful hair. Hes a player but when he gets to that certain girl he'll do anything for her. He is well known.

"Damn I wish I had a laloe"
"He has such sexy hair"

by cudly bear September 15, 2013

lalocaust

Something so funny that kills the people listening to it. Inspired by a man (Tyler Molter) shitting himself on the internet that was to fucking funny

"Lalnator shat himself"
"OMG that was such a Lalocaust"

by Bio101 February 9, 2014

LaBlow

To knowingly inject semen into a fertile cunt without the intention of wanting children. Usually performed drunk or without complete knowledge of fertilization

Hey Zachers don't LaBlow your load into that beautiful Colombian

by Skbandit December 13, 2014

Lasl

Laughed A Singular Laugh

1. Guess what

2. What

1. Chicken butt

2. Lasl

by LemonTurtle September 3, 2016

lashoronda

A very smart beautiful girl. Who will do anything positive to be successful. She is a very kind hearted girl, who is looking for nothing but love in a cold world.

Lashoronda is always so positive to around many people

Bright. Smart. Forgive. Love

by lashoronda July 9, 2016