landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

ludington michigan

A bunch of partying alcoholics

Them fuckers can drink like they're from Ludington Michigan

by Solan Ntark March 28, 2015

Nicaraguan Landing Strip

Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.

Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.

You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.

Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?

by FatElbowsAreMyThing April 21, 2014

Landing the boat between two islands

titty fucking

Landing the boat between two islands; dick between boobs

by innocentgirl January 29, 2010

osama bling ladin

a madd iced-out tear-wrist leader with phat scrilla

yo u so iced out u look like osama bling ladin.

by MPG December 21, 2004

Adam Laing

When somebody is an absolute bellend.

Hey james, what an Adam Laing that lad is.

by I'm a badass. November 9, 2009

Laxing

To use a large amount of laxatives to shed mad pounds.

I'm going to the beach on Tuesday, so I'm laxing until next week, bro!

by Gross Tony February 29, 2008