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Clean the kitchen

The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.

Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".
Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.

Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.
by John Wilmer December 19, 2007
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Kitchen Floor Drunk

A state of inebriation so profound that those who have reached it are willing to lay face down on any kitchen floor, no matter how filthy. (Can also refer to bathroom floors, sidewalks, alleys)
Geezus, look at that kitchen floor drunk kid - face-down in a pile of cigarette butts. That's a shame.
by Knecht January 23, 2004
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in the kitchen

A term used by dope (meth) cooks to let you know that they're cooking without saying so.
I was going to go pick up a couple of grams, but when I called dude said that he was still in the kitchen.
by Bunnyfitch November 25, 2014
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what's in the kitchen?

A slang term for what is up?
Yo nigga what's in the kitchen?
Da kitchen is outawack!
by young joc strap August 6, 2007
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kitchen

Don't you upset grandma. She'll take you into the kitchen ... if you know what I mean.
by freedyal May 14, 2005
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THIS KITCHEN IS BITCHIN'

when you are struck by the BITCHIN-ness of a kitchen. a sweet kitchen setup.
realtor: and here is the kitchen, it has marble coun...
buyer: THIS KITCHEN IS BITCHIN'!
by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010
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Mississippi soup kitchen

The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.
Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.
by Yobungus1337 June 13, 2011
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