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Tea Kettle Face

Insult that has a mysterious meaning. This meaning is nearly unsearchable as it is a securely guarded secret.
Brandon called Andrew a tea kettle face. Melissa googles but cannot find any information about this mysterious insult.
by KeeperOfInsults September 22, 2012
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Spicy.kettle

The best British meme page (i've been scammed)
Hey are you Spicy.kettle
spicy.ketle: i've been scammed
by _.ha44y._ April 18, 2018
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The kettle is boiling

1. A way to react or respond to some juicy and/or spicy gossip, story or tea. The word ‘boiling’ is commonly annunciated. Commonly used by the beauty community/people who say shook all the time. Can be accompanied by either ‘sis’ or ‘I’m shook’ at the end.

2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.
1. ‘And then Georgie found out Mike was cheating on her with Hannah, so she spiked his drink.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’

2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’
by lileilish June 9, 2019
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kiki (ketle)

kiki kee•kee: the lOve of my life, holy shit i love her, she’s the most beautiful curly haired, dark eyed angel.
issa: you know kiki (ketle)?

idiot: no who is that
issa: *slaps idiot’s eye* the most beautiful bitch angel you dumbass how come you don’t know who the most beautiful angel is?
by issi jejas June 16, 2019
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Black Kettle Disorder

Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.
D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 15, 2020
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Mikkel Kenley

If your name is Mikkel Kenley, you're one of the hottest guys to ever walk on earth, you're very sexappealing and EXTREMELY handsome. You will get all women you walk by, and everyone will love you. You have a massive cock and you're not afraid to use it. But you're not just handsome, you're also very smart and good at everything, but mostly grammar and english. You're very funny and you have a lot of friends.
"I just became friends with Mikkel Kenley!"
"Woah! You're so lucky, I've been trying to talk with him for so long!"
"He's so awesome!"
by Samuel Thomsen January 27, 2021
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cum kettle

Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back
by CoomLord69__ March 30, 2021
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