lucas kelliher

terrible at fortnite, rainbow six siege, roblox and every other game

BottyBond: "He's in the North East Hallway!"
HHT005: "Lucas Kill him you BOT!"
Lucas: "I can't im such a terrible rainbow player!"
CleanBunny9727: "That's right, he Lucas Kelliher, He can't do anything besides being a horse!"

by Better than Lucas Kelliher April 11, 2019

Klete Keller

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.

Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.

by S/he’s just a friend January 12, 2021

a case of the R.Kellys

An uncontrolable urge to urinate (piss) all over the underage cracked-out whore you brought back to your hotel room. There is also a 50% chance one of your assclown friends video tapes it.

I had this bitch back at my pad and I got a wicked case of the R.Kelly's (AKA Golden Shower) so I lit that skank up from my fire hose.

by Dianycis September 15, 2005

Kellner Washing Machine

This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.

I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.

by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006

Kelly

Kelly's are like snow goddesses (the one I know looks like one (lucky me)). They're smart, beautiful and kind. They have hearts of gold and when they love you, they do so with their entire being. Kelly's are spunky and full of surprises, there is always another side to her. Though she has lived what I am assuming a hard life, based on how she hides herself from people and how cautious she is, she will go out of her way to help anyone who needs it.

Kelly's typically have white blonde hair and grey-blue eyes. Their bodies are athletic with nice curves and a smile that can light up the darkest of nights.
These rare creatures flee when they sense someone has harmed them or when the cookie jar is empty. The average Kelly needs lots of cuddles and reassurance. I hope your Kelly notices you as mine doesn't notice me in the way I want her to.
Love her, cherish her and she will be the light of your life.

person 1: Who's that girl over there with the white blonde hair?
Person 2: That's Kelly, the cookie jar must be empty, she needs cuddles and kisses
Person 1: Any guy would be lucky to hold that

by I'll always love you January 14, 2019

Kelley Square

A large deathtrap in Worcester, MA consisting of two rotaries and several roads intersecting them. Only the bravest of the brave and/or the craziest of the crazy should even attempt to drive through it.

I drove through Kelley Square yesterday. It was insane!

by Allison Bobb December 18, 2010

R.Kelly

1. a well known pedophile R&B singer

2. any person that has sexual or loving interest in minors below the legal age of 18

3. a pedophile

4. one suffering fromm pedophilia

That dude right there is tryna pull an R.Kelly talkin to the 11 year-old. The dude's 28.

yo they just got Jason on a R.Kelly charge yesterday.

by Knowledge October 27, 2003