three year old kebab

Ones unclean fandango

Oi lads i had a three year old kebab last night

by Gurty dirty August 6, 2010

Berlin Beef Kebab

A shit sandwich served at the best German scat-clubs

After a mornings frottage, I like nothing more than chowing down a hot and steamy Berlin Beef Kebab before a refreshing golden shower.

by heynonnymoose February 19, 2012

wigan kebab

Pulling a fat slapper after last orders and doing it up a back alley (in all senses of the word)

I was so drunk last night I'd only realised I'd had a kebab by the stains on my shoe

by Lord Percy July 10, 2003

Cock kebab

When a penis enters an arsehole or vagina, or infact any orifice on someone elses body, the person on the other end of the guys penis becomes a cock kebab, be the person male, female or other. This is because that person has become impaled upon said penis, therefore resembling a kebab on a skewer at a BBQ.

Kizza: I reckon you invited Mike over and got him drunk because you wanted to get laid, but got cold feet.

Georgie: Wait, you think I invited Mike over, got him drunk for a shag, then decided no, I didn't want to become a cock kebab and backed out?

Kizza: Yeah. Like the term cock kebab by the way :D

by yakuzakitty April 17, 2009

oyster kebab

a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.

punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."

by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003

Wigan Kebab

The act of two or more young males double/triple/quadruple penetrating the same vagina in unison with each other

"Do you nice young boys fancy stuffing me up the flume?"

"Too right love, me and the lads here will give you a Wigan Kebab!"

by Tony Blizzard January 21, 2010

donnaz kebab

a kebab belonging to donna

hey donna suck my kebab

by Christian Agbomson December 28, 2003