håll kaften

Hål käften is the Swedish way to say Shut the fuck up. It is roughly translated to Shut your mouth.

Svenskt barn: Du är ful
Svenskt barn 2: Håll käften din jävla serb.

håll kaften is not correct spelled

by NotTheRealKnugen September 26, 2015

KAFU

Stands for "kids a fuck up." This is a slang term teachers often use to refer to sub-intelligent or "stupid" kids whom the teacher realizes has little chance of success in the future.

"Did you see the list of kids I have in my class this year? They are all KAFUs."

by Jack Rabbittz February 14, 2009

kafuffle

Contrary to other entries this has zero to do with Little Britain. Its just slang for "Much to do about nothing" and creeps up in every day conversations all the time, its been around long before Little Britain.

Oi blimey, what a load of kafuffle!

by Dan Dodd January 1, 2006

kaffeeklatura

The hipster elite on any given college campus. Or, by extension, hipsters in general.

I wanted to go to the poetry slam, but I can't stand the kaffeeklatura since my ex started dating one.

by Sashal March 22, 2004

Kaff-cake

(noun), origin: South African.
Abbreviation for Kaffir-cake.
a patronising, derogatory term usually used by South Africans in describing black people, its is derogatory, patronizing and is usually expressed while feeling very frustrated and angry at a black persons incompitance.

"sipho you kaff-cake go dig a hole for me"
"lindiwe can run fast cause she's a kaff-cake"

by Frikkie De Bondt January 7, 2009

kafufle

sumthing that went bad

that was an uber kafufle

by ben dover March 24, 2003

Kafkaesque

Named after the author Franz Kafka, typically used to describe anything that makes no sense, has no colours and has no points of reference.

Waking up and being a human sized insect but being able to fit under a regular door and subsequently kicked by your father. THAT'S Kafkaesque.

"Dude, the school is so... Kafkaesque!"

by Jonathan Singh August 3, 2004