Wet Jose

When you blow your nose into another persons mouth.

My bitch wanted to blow her nose into a tissue and I said, "Nah bitch, give me a Wet Jose."

by PBeezy July 08, 2010

jose paco

Half baileys, half vodka. This shot will have you tipsy in no time.

Let’s have Jose Paco’s shots!

by Maryland Radon Mitigation March 25, 2021

Jose Tongue

Condition from trucker sucking

Jose tongue has crevices like rivers. It caused from trucker sucking.

by BreezyBoyd April 26, 2022

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky September 23, 2007

jose ole

A. The nickname given to the action of sticking your tongue in another's ear for sexual pleasure.

B. A "wet willy" without the salivia to finger transaction. (Derives from an old Spanish tradition.)

"Look at Fernandez perform that Jose Ole with such precision on that little Irish boy."

by Tyler S. Smith March 31, 2007

jose reyes

starting shortstop for the new york mets; the single most exciting player in the major leagues.

Q: Wow, who was that? He sure was fast and exciting!
A: That was Jose Reyes, the most exciting player in the league.

by retrokid23 October 05, 2005

Jose Bautista

No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)

Jose Bautista just hit another homer for the Blue Jays.

by BAUTISTA#19 July 13, 2011