by Maryland Radon Mitigation March 25, 2021
A type of smother mother that spies on everything you do, and never respects your privacy.
Taken from the word no way jose and combining nosé (sounds like nosy)
Taken from the word no way jose and combining nosé (sounds like nosy)
Barney the Dinosaur: Oh I bet she's watching you type this sentence now. When will she stop monitoring you!?
BJ: I don't know, but at least I know she's a Nosé Jose!
BJ: I don't know, but at least I know she's a Nosé Jose!
by Dangdiddlydemon June 25, 2019
by BreezyBoyd April 26, 2022
Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.
Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
by starky September 23, 2007
A. The nickname given to the action of sticking your tongue in another's ear for sexual pleasure.
B. A "wet willy" without the salivia to finger transaction. (Derives from an old Spanish tradition.)
B. A "wet willy" without the salivia to finger transaction. (Derives from an old Spanish tradition.)
by Tyler S. Smith March 31, 2007
Q: Wow, who was that? He sure was fast and exciting!
A: That was Jose Reyes, the most exciting player in the league.
A: That was Jose Reyes, the most exciting player in the league.
by retrokid23 October 05, 2005
No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)
by BAUTISTA#19 July 13, 2011