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Jonah Hill

A talentless Hollywood "actor" who is only made it cos of his religion
That guy didn't deserve his job, he only got it cos of his "connections" - what a total Jonah Hill!!!!!
by enoughofthefakehistory December 26, 2016
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Man that guys a real jonah
by Jonah's gay November 13, 2016
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Jonah Resnick

A hot sexy basketball player who all the girls want
Oh my god did you see Jonah Resnick play last night I hope he likes me
by yish150 February 11, 2019
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Jonah

Jonah is so much better than Jett
by Fat cuk daddy 6 April 29, 2019
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Jonah

Jonah is a member of the band Why Don’t We. He’s the hottest guy you will ever see in your life. No tea, No shade, Just facts. He’s also married to Ava Hartsell, @ softieformarais on instagram. The band he’s a member of includes Corbyn Besson -Kaylee Eslinger’s husband-, Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron, and Jack Avery. They’ve realeased many amazing songs, go listen to their songs, like idbitc and hooked. He’s from Stillwater Minnesota and has three siblings. Two younger sisters named Svea and Esther Grace, along with an older brother named Zebulon. He loves coffee and Harry Potter.
Is Jonah Marais taken?

Yeah, he has a wife named Ava
by ava frantzich April 4, 2019
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I’m so lucky I met Jonah
by Hiperson September 8, 2019
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Joniah

joniah is the guy you will fall for you. idc what all of y'all say "oH all j's break your heart" THIS ONE HEALS IT. if you have a joniah as a friend, keep him. he might seem to not care, but he really does. plus he's really fucking hot. he typically settles for one friend group because he's not the most out going person out there.

all joniahs, and i swear on my life, have one feminine friend that they would absolutely die for. they're basically siblings at this point, they can always steal each other's clothes and walk into each other's houses whenever they want to. they wanna travel the world and go everywhere they can think of. they typically end up being inseparable and love each to death.

a joniah will make you laugh with his jokes and usually likes to just watch tv and laugh. if you get a joniah as a boyfriend, and let's be honest, will probably be his best friend, he'll wanna cuddle with you all day. he wants to face time all the damn time that you wanna be annoyed but you can't because you answer and he's all smiley at you. he'll send you photos of himself in your clothes, but he's so cute you won't even care if he stretches it. joniah's are all around just the guy to be with.

in conclusion, yes my boyfriend's name is joniah and yes i was his best girl friend from the end of fifth grade to ninth grade till he finally asked me out. girls, if your best friend is a joniah, YOU MAN UP AND JUST ASK HIM OUT!
"girl my friend is being so annoying omg"
"really what's his name? i'll beat him up for you"
"NO he's joniah, but i kinda like him.."
by daddysbigtummy October 20, 2019
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