Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her
by t00c00lforscho00l September 16, 2022
Get the Jodie Foster simpism syndromemug. by Ophidia_75 February 25, 2022
Get the Jodi's Ventmug. Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with a girl named Jodie who says she was browsing through a store called Babyshop when she walked past a shelve of Bibles. She picked one up and started reading it in the aisle.
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
by Drapen August 15, 2022
Get the Jodiemug. The most flacky human being you will ever meet. Hes says he will do something dor you or meet you somewhere but cancelles last minute and when he cancels you can be sure that he will say "oh sorry i had alot of hard work to do." but in reality hes just playing fortnite
by Broskie110 October 19, 2020
Get the Jody Mcguianmug. by beyoncefatpussy November 23, 2022
Get the Jodiemug. Amanda-Jodi is the sweetest, most caring and loving person you’ll ever know. She’s always there when you need her and won’t hesitate to help you out with anything at all. Her beauty is enticing and her smile is addictive and bright she has the cutest voice and the kindest heart not to mention she is super smart. Her presence can be sensed as soon as she enters a room she’s magnificent and magnetic. She is elegant in so many different ways. She has the body of a model. She’s utterly beautiful she’s absolutely stunning and gorgeous she’s the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.
Amanda-Jodi, is the definition of perfection
by Farridalmightybsf November 22, 2023
Get the Amanda-Jodimug. Any type of pants that you would not normally wear, as they are not your style and you would probably make fun of anyone else wearing them, yet you would wear them to impress a girl no matter how stupid they look.
by BFBill March 24, 2024
Get the Jody Girl Pantsmug.