jerk the turkey 

masturbation.

guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.

jerk the turkey by daniel d, and otherzzz October 19, 2008

Jerk Rock 

A genre of music defined by intense emotional douchebaggery. It is mostly lame late 90's-2000's alternative rock. The singer has an angsty raspy voice. The word "pain" is used as a comma. Music is tailored to 13 year old males whose parents just don't get them and they're gonna run away. and they mean it!

Also makes good WWE entrance music.

Bands that fall under this genre include: Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Seether, Hinder, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Papa Roach, Godsmack

We can't be friends, his iPod is chock-full of jerk rock.

Jerk Rock by PeteFTW November 15, 2009

jerk your john 

To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.

Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.

jerk your john by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

jerk n spurt 

What guy's do even if they don't have free time...it is something you make time for.

I gave up coffee in favor of a good jerk n spurt for my 9 o'clock break.

jerk n spurt by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 30, 2003

Jerk Face 

A nickname for Chicago Bears's quarterback Jay Cutler which refers to fact that he has the face of jerk.

Jerk Face has thrown three interceptions today and now I want to kill myself. What a Jerk Face!

Jerk Face by BearsFannnnn December 13, 2010

jerk off juice 

the shit that comes out of your dick hole after rubbin one out.

bro i was smackin the monkey hard yesterday to rosie odonell and i made enough jerk off juice to feed a sperm bank.

jerk off juice by papaross July 28, 2011

Jerk Baby 

Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one.

That guy over there is such a jerk baby.

Jerk Baby by Wibly October 22, 2008