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JerFor

A noun describing the act or process of leading others to believe that help was available had they only asked, when in fact the actor had no help to offer whatsoever.
Adam: dang, i wish i didnt have to fork out mad cash-monies to rent these cheeseball golf clubs yo. if only i could have borrowed someones lefty clubs, dannnnng!
Forrest: hey, I have some lefties in my car, you should have asked.
Adam: seriously dude, that is the bomb. thanks.
Forrest: just joking. i have none.
Adam: egads, i have just been JerFor'd.
by golfpro September 30, 2008
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Jerboner

A combination of someone being a jerk and a total boner.
Can you believe that guy we met last night from Trenton? Biggest jerboner I have ever met.
by JLISS1379 July 31, 2010
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Jargonnaut

Someone that delights in using far too many acronyms in front of people that work in different industries.
"Wow, did you catch anything that Simon said? Now he's a Jargonnaut!"
by Emily Crispian December 11, 2011
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jargontuous

massively wordy, but saying little; saying in 17 words what could have been said in seven
That answer from John Kerry was jargontuous. I never thought his mouth would stop moving.
by traydevon December 31, 2011
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jerggie

After the band competiton, she gave me a jerggie on the way home.
by Seeing69 November 17, 2013
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jerkolosis

Non stop jerking off. Side effects of jerkolosis, is a sickness please don't laugh at people who have it. For those who have jerkolosis just can't stop jerking off. Know signs are intense male moaning, loud rubbing sounds, accommodated by vast amounts of sweat and redness.
John Hairy Dicc has just went to the hospital, showing signs of jerkolosis which includes smoking redness from genitals.
by Dr. Jackoff November 21, 2013
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Jeriod

A jeriod is when a dude blows his load into his female partner's vagina while on her period.
Dave: Hey so did you blow your load in Amanda when you guys banged it out last night?

Nate: Yea man, she was on her period though.

Dave: Hell yeah! I love a good jeriod!
by hairyballzzz July 14, 2014
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