Waffletwaut

When a woman has severly distorted vaginal lips usually from being a skank or a whore and having her pussy pounded repeatedly on a daily basis.

When I turned the lights on last night after I banged that broad I saw that she had the worst waffletwaut I had ever seen!

by JLISS1379 July 16, 2010

Mummelgarfing

When you fart in the tub and eat the bubbles.

My girl caught me mummelgarfing last night.

by JLISS1379 July 05, 2010

Jerboner

A combination of someone being a jerk and a total boner.

Can you believe that guy we met last night from Trenton? Biggest jerboner I have ever met.

by JLISS1379 July 31, 2010