JLISS1379's definitions

Mummelgarfing

When you fart in the tub and eat the bubbles.

My girl caught me mummelgarfing last night.

by JLISS1379 July 8, 2010

Waffletwaut

When a woman has severly distorted vaginal lips usually from being a skank or a whore and having her pussy pounded repeatedly on a daily basis.

When I turned the lights on last night after I banged that broad I saw that she had the worst waffletwaut I had ever seen!

by JLISS1379 July 16, 2010

Jerboner

A combination of someone being a jerk and a total boner.

Can you believe that guy we met last night from Trenton? Biggest jerboner I have ever met.

by JLISS1379 July 31, 2010