jabber stabber

Jabber Stabber (A Verb) describes a woman fingering herself until orgasmn in a goofy fashion. This may include fingering herself while whistling the song "Whistle While You Work" or fingering herself while dancing the hora. A man can also "jabberstab" a woman as well but he needs to do something equally goofy at that same time such as voting for George Bush whilst fingering.

"Did you hear LaTanya jabber stabber herself in the park last week?? That bitch straight up fingered herself while Christmas caroling in July. What a goofy bitch!!!"

by Jordan the OG Genius August 24, 2006

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Jabber Gun

An essential tool use to increase one's emo percentage.

1 - Jerry doesn't ever write poems and cry so I bought him a jabber gun.

2 - Billy is Heel Fly, and therefore, doesn't need a jabber gun.

by Bowl Weavul July 18, 2006

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Jabberwocky

a complete dumbass with no common sense

nobody is as much of a jabberwocky as Jim.

by bjay August 10, 2006

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Jabbers

Refers to a certain cylindrical feminine hygiene product

"Hey ma, you got any jabbers I'm all out?!"

by Jabber Hater October 13, 2004

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Jabeza

A derogatory term used either to put someone down or in jest. Derived from the word beezy by rapper Mac Dre, it usually can be substituted for bitch. Adjective form is "Jabezy."

1. a bitch
2. a wangsta
3. a goofy friend

Yo, that kid from Bostwick is a real Jabeza.

by DonQ March 8, 2007

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