dirty jacobe

Joining a group of 2 or more people having sex in fear of FOMO.

Did you hear about last night? There was a dirty jacobe. Apparently a guy showed up and turned it into an orgy because he didn't want to be left out.

by randomuser23792389 March 22, 2021

Karl Jacobs

A super sweet, giggly ,and cute YouTuber and streamer( who did NOT ruin Mr beast)

person 1: Karl Jacobs is soo annoying. He RUINED Mr beast.

Me: WHAT?!??!? *Slaps across their face*

by BRUH_thatsPoggers November 29, 2021

Jacob Black

A borderline-rapist from the book 'Twilight'. Has the ability to change into a 'pedo-wolf' at will (see 'fake-ass werewolf') and does not seem to own any shirts.

Jacob 'Pedo-wolf' Black falls in love with his bland ex-girlfriend's newborn hybrid demon spawn, Renesmee and plans to raise a litter of 'pedo-wolf-human-pires' with her in the near future.

person #1: "Look, that pedo is totally checking out that baby.

person #2: "You mean Jacob Black?"

person #1: "That's it! Damn, he's so creepy..."

by whattheheckisapseudonym? August 10, 2010

Jacob Black

Jacob Black can kick your grandmother's ass.

the Jacob ship will probably sink, but then we'll turn it into a submarine. long live Jake <333
Edward fan: LIKE OMG! I LOVE EDWARD! HE DAZZLES ME!
Me: Jacob Black could kick that white boy's ass.

by Twilight is my religion x3 March 23, 2008

Jacob

He's a nasa cyborg and takes peoples food

Wow look at that cyborg his name must be Jacob

by Meatslayer69 February 16, 2022

Jacob

A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.

Sally: Hi Jacob!!

Jacob: Hi Sally :

*Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*

by alwaysandforever0421 July 20, 2009

Jacob Black

1) In my humble opinion a well-developed character from the Twilight series, though it's still unknown why he loves Bella so much since she treats him like crap. He's decent until he loses his balls in New Moon, but even then he's tolerable until Eclpise when Stephanie Meyers makes him an almost rapist. She almost sitcks him with Leah. After seeing that that relationship is healthy though, she makes him imprint on a baby and then have sex with a seven year old Renesmee, making him a certified pedophile. He's also not a warewolf but merely a shapeshifter since his transformations are controllable.

2) See victims of charcater assination

Just when I thought that there was a relationship worth rooting for, Jacob Black dumps Leah for...a baby? EW! Talk about character assasination!

by Schlecht December 2, 2009