jackass

Someone who doesn't know how to drive

(person cuts in front of you driving then slams on their breaks) "Jackass"
(What to call your partner when they slam on their breaks and your lipstick smears) "Jackass"

by sirpattywagon July 21, 2025

Jackass

Jackass - A man whoms't has been left with their anal cavity exploded in, and has proceeded to wonder around without flushing it out

HEY!! There's one of those slutty town drinkers. I bet she has a whopping jackass

by YoMama69Main October 1, 2023

jackass

the definition of the person to your right

me: looks up the word jackass
also, me: *turns head toward the person to my right* oh! no wonder

by dumdefoooos November 20, 2020

An utter jackass

Someone who posts urban dictionary descriptions of their name and then brags about them on Instagram

People think I'm an utter jackass because I posted a story of a random pseudo philosophical phrase on Instagram

by A random pig November 20, 2021

lucid acid jackass

tank big trouble also known as "we are gay"

my friend is a lucid acid jackasss

by suksha February 2, 2024

political jackass

One who forces their beliefs down ones throat and will do everything he can to discredit your argument.
See also: Progressive

Person 1: Man, that person is always talking about his beliefs, even when I already said I accept people for who they are. Who would do that?
Person 2: A Political Jackass

by dr.cerealguy January 7, 2016

Captain Jackass

Phrase. Identifying. A individual who always gives "advice" or graces others with there "superior intellect" in a loud annoying way that is common sense(or should be) or has already been stated but now they will say it again in a different tone as if it was never heard or said (short term memory recall), this advice or information is usually given after something has been decided/discussed making the individual feel as though they solved everything and/or nothing would have been decided/done/gained hadnt they "spoken up" these individuals must always have the last word even days later and just a sound; Captain Jackass is not a nick name, this phrase is only use in the type of situation/moment it refers. Traditionally once the individual starts "the thing of it is" speech they are allowed to finish, making this phrase more appropriate as "stupid" doesnt know when to stop once they are pleased with themselves (or youve had enough)give them eye contact and firmly state "THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!!" Adding a "WELL" in front of the phrase to interrupt is optional; Hopefully there is room for reinforcing/retraining the simple minded brain that the knowledge they DO have is basic at best n adults are talking now, If not you have just learn a wonderful new phrase thats perfect when used properly every time!

1: Did you know if you stand in the road you could get hit by a car?.....Yah i know

2: WELL THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!! You are a true asset to mankind......scholar to your peers n such ...
1: What ... Captain peers, like captain Malibu honey ...dbdjf....ddfd.. yah i drink that..
2: You want me to hit you with the newspaper again .... ima get it ...

1: Iam going to the bank in the moring because they are closed after 12pm and I n....
*LOUD INTERRUPTING STUPIDITY*
2: You should go to the bank 1st in the morning remeber they close at 12pm and yo....THE THING OF IT IS my sisters brothers half dogs cusin pet trees gmas worked at the bank makr short story long now they owe me money so they say if you give me your money then ill givejz fieobdbdjrvjfndbwhdjdktnfj dd fkd and ..
3: *WITH THE ASSIST* THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS! WE GOT IT !!

1: Thanks bruh I couldnt take it all that gibberish....its like she making words with ABC magnets ...but THEY JUST BANANA STICKERS! .... i owe you

3: Yep ..you sure do sir ..sure do....Ill add it to your BroTab
2: *Talking to self* Oh uh PEE...Thats what i had ment to say i gottda dpeiplldbdbh....

by ScreenDoor-Junkie July 6, 2022