israeled

When the Israeli Occupation Force (IOF) Apache helicopters shower your friends in bullets and fire missiles at your car while fleeing a music festival because they're ordered to 'shoot at everything' because they don't know who is a terrorist.

Damn dude, you're burnt to a crisp inside your car, you got Israeled hard!

by I got israeled November 21, 2023

Israel

Israel is the only colonialism recorded in world history in which the coloniser not only takes the land but also steals the history of the original people. This is particularity due to the fact that this coloniser does not come from a people as in classical colonialism but from a European political movement (zionism) that seeks to transform itself into a people.

In classic colonialism the coloniser occupies the land and destroys and abhors the histories of the original peoples. The Palestinian people (jewish Palestinians included) were not only robbed of their land but also their history.

Just as christians and moslems are not a people; jews are not a people.

In this way, zionism usurps the history of the original people to justify this classic and anachronistic colonialism today in our 21st century.

Colonialism in israel is a slow but sure card to wipe out the Palestinian Semitic people and zionism seeks to snatch away and expel from history, the heritage and contribution of the Palestinian people, these are methods of extermination.

Prior to the zionist invasion, many indigenous Palestinians were jewish, christian and atheist. The racist ideology of zionism places European (particularly ashkenazi) jews (most who have no Semitic heritage) above Asian Semitic (middle eastern) jews who live in Palestine. Even today African and Asian jews that now live in Israel are treated as second class citizens.

by genderfluid yid June 3, 2025

Israeled

Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.

"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."

by MathProf December 27, 2023

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israel

A definition to describe someone has stole or take ur stuff that u let it borrow

Mahmud: hey Abdul have u see my pen?
Abdul:john Israeled ur pen!
John:Come on guys its not me
Abdul:i saw u take Mahmud's pen to home yesterday now admit
John:okay okay i Israeled Mahmud's pen

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Israel

1. A country in the middle east. It rightfully belongs where it is because of the first jews settling in Canaan, where Israel is.
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh

Guy 1: I love Israel
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok

Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao

(Later…)

Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!

by LHInotShaggy November 22, 2023

Israeling

Here is how I would define that sentence in a dictionary style:

appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun

The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.

James *said something funny*
Tem: lol I’m Israeling this joke!

by Bagofbeaf November 12, 2023