Insta-boner

When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.

Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Insta-twat

The person in the office who only talks about her cats Instagram page and is generally very distracting. She will also post on Instagram as her cats

Stop being an insta-twat I need to get some work done.

by 3001spike October 1, 2018

@caprisun_enjoyer on insta

the hottest most sexiest e-boy alive u should go follow him

have u heard of @caprisun_enjoyer on insta??? hes hot asf

by mapleshadeism October 11, 2023

@caprisun_enjoyer on insta

the hottest most sexiest e-boy alive u should go follow him

have u heard of @caprisun_enjoyer on insta??? hes hot asf
omg yea

by mapleshadeism October 11, 2023

Insta-Smut

when a fictional couple sleeps together too soon in a story.

The chemistry between Morana and Tristian was lacking because of the ‘Insta-Smut’ in "The Predator" by RuNyx

by Bora Blooded Woman May 9, 2023

insta hoe

literally anyone who has 300+ followers on Instagram

Person 1: damn look at his account, he has 332 followers!
Person 2: damn he an insta hoe frfr

by frogscotch November 26, 2021

Insta-Veneer

The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Instagram, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Instagram Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.

I got a peek behind Clarinda's Insta-Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.

by anonymous May 30, 2022