An insta honey is a male/female who knows what they got and how to flaunt it. Their follower count reflects that as well as the comments they receive from those of the same gender. Will expose you as thirsty for sliding into the dms.
"This girl is smoking ! Who is she?
"Look at her follower count, dude. She's probably an Insta Honey."
"30k followers but imma still slide in those dms."
"Look at her follower count, dude. She's probably an Insta Honey."
"30k followers but imma still slide in those dms."
by Fatha_indigo October 3, 2017

by Beemo222 November 23, 2021

when you pop a pill or take a hit and stare blankly into space while drooling with your mouth open because its so strong it hits you hard.
by xTETRODOTOXINx April 9, 2015

by arnejohnsonsveryhot June 20, 2021

Someone who picks's a hero/agent (whatever it's called these days) at such speed that you won't be able to use them. Most commonly occurring in Games such as Valorant. This is most infuriating when the character they pick is the character that you like to use. Even more so when they are absolutely horrible at using them
by EternalBluey March 1, 2022

if you get this comment on tiktok, do not post your video on ig reels if you don’t want to get cooked
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?
Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.
Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.
by Hardened shell October 26, 2019
