incomputertent

computer-stupid; a combination of "incompetent" and "computer"

That incomputertent bitch doesn't even know how to reformat her hard drive.

by PH@ May 31, 2005

don incorperated

A large group of software-cracking hackers
known as "Dons" that dedicate they're lives to helping others with computer problems to better the internet community.
You can tell they're in Don Inc. If they have DON in front of their name. The leader of this group is DON-MIKEY.

Rob: S*** i want this software but i have to pay for it!
Sam: You should see if Don Incorperated has it!

by DON KR0KED X9 January 21, 2009

Incomprehempsible

adj.: Not capable of being understood, because either the speaker or the audience (or more usually both) is under the influence of way too much weed.

"Although I'm sure you're absolutely right and we really do have all these microscopic alternative universes floating around in our lungs or whatever, that last ten minutes was completely incomprehempsible. Perhaps we shouldn't smoke any more. Pass the lighter would you old bean? I seem to be unable to move."

by BruceyBrutus September 5, 2005

sign a joint income tax

Slang for taking a shit.

I'm going to go sign a joint income tax

by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007

incompetent

An indirect way of saying that the service they provided me with is good, but I didn't get it done my way.

The IT department is incompetent.

by SOL Darkwater September 28, 2008

incompecunt

Someone who is not only incompetent, but also a raging cunt. This term can be used for both males & females. Incompecunts are known for their lack of ability in completing even basic tasks, while exhibiting a 'holier-than-thou' attitude & disrespecting others.

If she'd quit being such an incompecunt, maybe we'd get some work done around here.

by CherryChernobyl September 17, 2010

Progressive income tax

An income tax that becomes more and more burdensome and/or complex over time.

Progressive income tax

The "progressive income tax" like the income tax system of the United States of America is one of the ten planks of the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004