an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
by BROB4HOES January 26, 2013
Get the bro cardmug. What women use to manipulate men into getting things, also to put them at an advantage when they are truely equal but refuse to believe it.
1: Ill have sex with you if you give me jewelry.
2: You are discriminating me because i am a woman, now give me money.
2: You are discriminating me because i am a woman, now give me money.
by Damaddar August 9, 2004
Get the Sex Cardmug. Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.
Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?
Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.
Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.
Jim: I signed that, too.
Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.
Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.
Jim: I signed that, too.
by Adgo September 6, 2009
Get the Card Poolingmug. An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.
Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
by Bagelmeal88 May 21, 2013
Get the Shit cardmug. a girl is giving you a hand job. as you're about to cum, you make her bend over and shoot your load up her back aiming for the back of her head.
the closer you get, the higher the score on her feedback card.
the closer you get, the higher the score on her feedback card.
by ze_ejaculator June 26, 2010
Get the feedback cardmug. Similar to the "n-card", you give this to people who aren't of the Irish background and allow them to have shamrock shakes during the seasonal time.
by ezikiel hemsworth February 22, 2019
Get the irish cardmug. "Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."
by Jackson Portsmouth March 30, 2015
Get the clam cardmug.