Video Games

The thing that parents blame for bad situations

Kid: *gets a B in math*
Parents: if you would just stop playing Video games you would get an A

by Mini Grizzz December 12, 2020

video game maggie

The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”

Go buy Video Game Maggie.

by maklunky August 3, 2023

Video Game Challenged

When a person is so incompetent in video games and should not even play the game at all.

He was so video game challenged that if he were not to play at all, his team would win. videogames gaming challenged videogaming gamer games

by SigmaOmega3 August 17, 2016

Video Game Time

The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.

Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."

Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"

Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."

by mrperson123 January 31, 2018

video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.

Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself

by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023

video game brain

When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.

I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.

by THE STiG December 13, 2023

Video Games

Killing time counting “404 Not Found” occurrences daily. Common “Idiot Mom” behavior. Def not cause of social ills.

“Maybe Mom will beat her 404 Not Found video games someday and graduate to Tetris.”

by Pussinbootsalaska May 2, 2020