beaver dam

The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.

That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.

by kcoochie December 10, 2014

Dam Smollet

DamSmollet

A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.

My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.

I told my boss a Dam Smollet to get out of work.

by MrMJaye2U February 25, 2019

Hand Dam

When you cum inside a girl and after you pull out she uses her hand to hold the cum inside her from getting on the sheets

This Hand Dam isn't going to hold forever! Get the towel!

by shabam37 March 17, 2021

Van Damming it up

Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.

Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!

by MacheteManF13 February 11, 2021

Dam

Dam

Dam

by Jamaican-me dinner? May 12, 2025

Dam She a noob

Dam she a noob

To left dam she a noob

by Zach made dis December 14, 2018

The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all the shit. The winner of the The Dirty Dam contest is the one who holds the shit back for the longest. The loser of the contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.

Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam last night and his dam burst after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy

by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018