Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 15, 2011

identificate

Word used by Piolin Por La Mañana used to make a person say their name and where they live aka identifying who they are.

Radio person: Hello this is piolin por la mañana, IDENTIFICATE papuchon!

Radio listener: I am tlacuache inferior from Paisa Land!!

by Tlacuache Major March 17, 2009

Identity Suicide

When one procedes to start a new life with a new name, but where one's self stays in the same place with people they still know. Most of the time, the subject will ask everyone to use this new name and life status.

Exp1: "I'm officially becoming a new person and committing Identity Suicide!"

by Caneko October 18, 2012

Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second

If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.

1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!

by My sexual identity is KM/S October 22, 2018

Trans-identified female

Trans Identified female is a slur commonly used by the terf to invalidate trans boys or trans men. The short version of this word is TIF what is also short for the girl's name Tiffany. Transgender people who are born female and haven't medically transitioned obviously are biologically female but there is no need to point that out in such a disrespectful way as you do when you call someone a tif.

Obviously this is a mockery of trans people so when you hear someone refer to an afab trans person please correct them to trans boy or non binary person and explain why it is harmful if they don't know.

Terf: I saw this tif entering the wrong bathroom hnghngfgjuf

Respectful person: you mean a trans boy

Person: what's a tif?

Terf: a trAnS IdEntifIEd fEmale ! A gIrl who thInks she's a bOy because of misogyny

Respectful person: trans-identified female or tif is a slur terfs use for afab people, it's very disrespectful

Respectful person: trans boys are boys regardless of whether or not they are female

Terf: *head explodes*

by Cielthecrazyhoe July 28, 2019

Identitarian

A group of white supremacists in Europe who use the pseudonym "identitarian" to make themselves seem more appealing to the mainstream media. Political use: identitarianism.

I'm identitarian but that doesn't make me racist.

by tree logging July 21, 2018

identity theft

One of the most innacurate myths in U.S. history. In reality, if a credit card is stolen, the business where the criminal spent the funds at, will be hurt, not the card holder. If someone steals your card, and you tell the card company, they will take the money away from the business, not the customer. In turn, the business will lose money, go our of business, or be hurt permanently. However, most people still believe that THEY are the victim.

I don't recognize this $10 charge on my card, it must be identity theft, like they said on TV. I better call mastercard, so they can put the money back on my card. Wow, I'm so traumatized.

by Brian Leeon January 16, 2006