iPod headphones

the headphones created by Apple, they are the biggest pain in the ass because they will tangle up even if you are not using your ipod.
Don't ever turn your back on your ipod headphones because they will tie themselves into a friggin' knot, or bundle up like a ball of yarn in Grandma's house.
by #1stunna' December 07, 2007
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iPod Zombie

An iPod-using pedestrian (typically of New York) that unknowingly risks becoming street pizza by attempting to adjust the perfect song and volume intensity while wandering into the street/against the crosswalk signal.
My cabbie almost flattened an iPod Zombie on the way to the airport.
by The Fish November 23, 2006
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iPod-Mini

Inspired by a joke from the film ‘Borat’, to iPod-Mini someone is to disingenuously give a seemingly generous or thoughtful gift or to cleverly manipulate the individual to purchase the item themselves that is meant to secretly ridicule the recipient/buyer, esp. someone with whom the present-giver/manipulator is actively feuding and endeavors to publicly disrespect.
Borat didn't hesitate to iPod-Mini his disagreeable neighbor when the opportunity arose: he publicly embarrassed and exacted revenge by purchasing an iPod classic for himself to make his neighbor jealous, which lead the ill-tempered old bird to unwittingly purchase a similar, smaller product for himself, singularly unaware that iPod Minis -- at least in Kazakhstan -- are for girls.
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iPod Brain

What someone has when they are able to know a song's lyrics instantly upon hearing it play, regardless of how old or unpopular it may be.
Friend: Oh snap, i know this song!!!
Friend: Dude, turn off your iPod Brain. You shouldn't know lyrics to this song.
by Breaston May 28, 2009
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iPod A.D.D.

when you are listening to your iPod (or any music source) and you constantly change the song halfway through, and change back, then go to another song and so on.
Steve: Kyle stop switchin the radio station!
Dan: I think he has iPod A.D.D.
Steve: I think he needs a Smack Across the Face flavored Ritalin.
Dan: Ritalin's flavored?
Steve: They are now.
by Pantsman April 30, 2006
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Ipod Mirror

Dude...all of class jessica was doing her make up and looking at her ipod mirror.
by amanda rickmers December 18, 2007
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iPod rape

The act of somebody playing the music on their iPod without earbuds, much to the annoyance of others.
I was in an elevator yesterday, and somebody performed an iPod rape on everyone in the elevator!
by BenderRobot June 07, 2010
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