HTG

HARD TO GET
someone who acts Hard to Get

OMG, your so HTG, like Niki G and Jacy

by htg January 29, 2009

htet

The feeling of having to take a big dump in the classroom and almost crapping your pants but you don't want to use the school toilets.

1. Dude I have to Htet so badly.
2. When I was in the classroom I Hteted.

by Huuuuuuu April 5, 2016

htdaab

the abbreviation for u2's new album, how to dismantle an atomic bomb.

htdaab is an awsome album!

by im not a pyro January 5, 2006

HTH

An acronym standing for "hope this helps", used sarcastically after answering a dumb question or pointing out an obvious oversight to a person of inferior mental qualities. Limited generally to message board posting.

Princeton doesn't have a law school. HTH.

by XOXOHTH September 14, 2004

HTTP-ASSAULT

HTTP= Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.(information between servers and browsers)
ASSAULT= A violent attack.

Ambushing someone on MSN messenger by sending them a URL link and suggesting that it is something they will want to view. However it is actually something abominabley repulsive, leaving them in complete bewilderment and disappointment.

*****MSN CONVERSATION WITH AN HTTP-ASSAULT*******

Todd: Sup Barney, check out this pic of the hottie that Josh is bang'n.... www.lemonparty.org

Barney: Sweet, I gotta see this!!!

***TWO Minutes Later***

Barney: Fuck you man, I didnt wanna see that shit, you asshole, that was nasty! I was 1/2 way thru eating this big tub of cottage cheese too, and now i lost my appetite! You fag!

Todd: pwn3d :) :) :)

by M Dogg August 16, 2006

htmldotcom

Contrary to actual usage, htmldotcom actually means htmldotgay. The term originated in the 80's when a team of homosexual web developers. The internet hadn't become widely popular yet, so they had a lot of spare time and would pass the time by engaging in acts of intercourse with each other. This was eventually found out by outsiders and they jumbled a string of random internet related acronyms and came up with htmldotgay. The gay males took the name and changed it, trying to make a bad thing into a good thing, and covered it up with htmldotcom. To this day, the name htmldotcom is synonymous with acts of homosexual intercourse.

I'm gay and love computers.
You're such an htmldotcom.
No, you mean htmldotGAY.
Yeah, exactly.

by htmldotcom December 6, 2007

HTG

"Have to Go". Sometimes used at internet. Spread it :D!

A: "htg. see ya tomorrow."
B: "ok, bye. see ya. :D"

by xshex December 13, 2008