hosti

When two (or more) people jointly share the expense of planning a party.

"Your hosti this evening will be Cari and Ocey, since they split the cost of Ryan's birthday party.

by B_E_R_K July 17, 2006

Polish Hostage

Another term for a person wanting to attempt suicide, usually involving police intervention.

Officer Smith had to respond to the high railroad bridge over the river- There was a polish hostage up there threatening to jump.

by Someone unlisted November 20, 2010

hostile takeover

when you sit on a really raunchy toilet seat and the crabs on the seat eat your crabs and get really heinous

i gave bill the hostile takeover when he challenged me to a sword fight

by herbanald sanbosin III February 2, 2004

hostalgia

The act of reminiscing about hoes that were encountered in the past.

A: "Man, I miss that hoe i used to smash back in freshman year!"
B: "Damn bro, you're gettin all hostalgic on me."

hoe plus nostalgia gives you hostalgia.

by Dre 407 May 25, 2013

Hostile Smoker

Absolute bad-ass! This guy is dangerous, clever and the ultimate in cool!
Don't try to copy him, you've got no chance!

What a cool guy that Hostile Smoker is...

by licker May 6, 2005

Hostility

It's largely performative.

Hym "The hostility is a direct response to the thing you're doing. It isn't a hostage situation. If I put a gun to somebody's head told you to spin around and clap your hands 3 times; you would just do it. It takes nothing for you to tell the truth. I'm illustrating a point. You're doing what you're doing because you are counting on me being subject to some sort of morality that you are ALSO claiming that I don't have AND my lack of this morality is justification for doing what you're doing. You don't see that? Which is why the exploitation question is stupid. I can do the same thing. Look, 'If you love kids so much why are you trying to provoke me into killing them? If you cared about kids you wouldn't be doing this to me.' See how that works? See how that isn't the gotcha moment you think it is? You're just being a piss-pants because I said your thing doesn't work as well a 7 iron. Which it doesn't. Much to David's chagrin, if a woman likes smoking weed and they like fat cocks; they are going to choose the guy with the fat cock smoking weed in his mother's basement 100% of the time. So, if you entirely omit this statistical reality then sure. If you omit all of the information that PROVES THAT I AM RIGHT, then yeah your thing is fine. Do you see how that works? Quit being a piss-pants. You're in your feelings more than the people actually involved. And don't humanize yourself. It's gross."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2022

Hostile Vagina

Noun: It is a GINA that prefers the service industry. It has been known to swell, pucker, and swallow the service industry provider.

While on her way to Whistler, the hostile vagina puckered and swallowed in whole the defenseless limo driver of Elegante Limos.

by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009