dorkel-hose

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.

Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.

by Wes April 28, 2007

Cocaine hose

A female places powdered donuts in anus and farts out the sugar

Give me a cocaine hose, i want some sugar.

by J Treezy June 9, 2011

hose bag

"some that has sex for money or someone that has sex a lot"

"Man, I stuck my hose in her bag the other day"

by sexylady February 24, 2005

get the hose

In the event that u see monkeys or other asorted animals engaging in harcore action and its to hard to bare..... get the hose

oh shit those monkeys are at it again.... get the damn hose

by bill May 13, 2005

hose monster

A mildly attractive and insecure male or female who aggressively sucks penis in order to maintain sexual and social relationships. Hose monsters suck dick because they feel as if they have to, and becoming a hose monster is typically a result of sexual abuse during adolescence.

Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR

Hey man, do you remember your old girl from college? She wasn't that great looking, but couldn't get enough semen! Sure is nice to have a hose monster around every now and then. Once, that hose monster sucked me off 3 times in the same day dude. Shit bro, sorry I never told you.....

by Richard Hatless June 13, 2008

hose rice

An event which an Australian bets on; an Australian horse race.

While in Sydney, I went to a hose rice and won money betting on the winning horse.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018

Water-hose

Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)

-WTH Please stop doing sex by yourself!!
-My Water-hose is can handle this dude

by Habouz August 27, 2018