dorkel-hose

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.

Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.

by Wes April 28, 2007

Fire Hosed

When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.

Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.

by Batman Aaron July 14, 2018

hose bag

"some that has sex for money or someone that has sex a lot"

"Man, I stuck my hose in her bag the other day"

by sexylady February 24, 2005

get the hose

In the event that u see monkeys or other asorted animals engaging in harcore action and its to hard to bare..... get the hose

oh shit those monkeys are at it again.... get the damn hose

by bill May 13, 2005

hose monster

A mildly attractive and insecure male or female who aggressively sucks penis in order to maintain sexual and social relationships. Hose monsters suck dick because they feel as if they have to, and becoming a hose monster is typically a result of sexual abuse during adolescence.

Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR

Hey man, do you remember your old girl from college? She wasn't that great looking, but couldn't get enough semen! Sure is nice to have a hose monster around every now and then. Once, that hose monster sucked me off 3 times in the same day dude. Shit bro, sorry I never told you.....

by Richard Hatless June 13, 2008

Garden hose

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.

Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.

by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021

hose hop

The intricate act of hopping on one foot while trying to get a sock or hosiery on the other foot. (verb)

I love watching my girlfriend doing a hose hop when she gets dressed.

by Gadget King January 17, 2011