A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless
Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.
Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.
Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
by MST3K I like December 25, 2020
Get the homeless wanabe mommug. Alex: Hey, can I come over?
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
by Mr. RL May 19, 2022
Get the Homeless Invasionmug. by John Slang June 28, 2025
Get the Huge news for the homeless populationmug. When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 2, 2023
Get the Ed Sheeran Homelessmug. A person from the Punjab region who wants to create a terrorist Sikh Theocratic country in Democratic secular India even though Sikhism started in Pakistan.
A Khalistani who stands in front of United Nations with his imaginary flag during Referrendum 2020
A Khalistani who stands in front of United Nations with his imaginary flag during Referrendum 2020
by Ops Black Thunder August 8, 2022
Get the HOMELESSmug. Describing one who is not without a home, but likes to act as if they are
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation
•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc
•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation
•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc
•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t
I love my best friend, but sometimes I have to remind her that she’s a contributing member of society with a house and husband, and a regular 9 to 5. And that even though she likes to sleep in her car and busk on the street asking people for money, she’s not actually homeless. She’s just homeless adjacent.
by itsanavocadoothanksssssss January 10, 2023
Get the Homeless Adjacentmug. A high level goof that can only be performed by the highest council of goofsters. The details of it are also held away by the high council next to the secret recipe for coca cola.
Person A: Yo I'm boutta do a homeless prank on this dude
Person B: The fuck is a homeless prank?
Person A: *In a whisper* Can we get a target removal team out here?
Person B: The fuck is a homeless prank?
Person A: *In a whisper* Can we get a target removal team out here?
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
Get the Homeless prankmug.