black holes

Black holes are rarely seen creatures that operate in the shadows. If anything is left lying around or falls off a table, a black hole might (for they are decreasing in number) run past and swallow it up. The reasons for them doing so are unknown but what is odd is that some of them redeposit what they've swallowed at a different location. Not to be confused with thieving gypsy bastards.

"Has anyone seen my pen?" - typical response after a black hole feeding session.

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

pocket holes

cutting the holes in your pocket so you can masturbate during your daily activities

Yo man i masturbated in math class and no one could tell since I made pocket holes!

by asimon August 3, 2003

hols

The time of the year that you wait all school year for. It was coined by the British peoples, cuz they are just smart like that apparently. Oh yah, short for holidays.

--Man, I can't wait for summer hols.
--Well, I can't wait for winter hols.
--Dude, I can't wait til hols are fucking over. I'm stuck with my parents the whole time cuz you bitches don't ever do anything fun!
--You're a fag.

by BoB April 23, 2005

holister

A store for those of you who cant speel. See Ambercrombie

I went to holister and got a back of grammar

by Snakes on Plane October 10, 2006

F Holes

All violins, violas, cellos and double basses have 2 holes either side of their bridge. These are, in fact, the instruments 'pair' of vaginas.

Dude, what are f holes?

F holes are it's pair of vaginas. That's how string instrumets mate. Endpin > either of the vaginas.

by dstark March 15, 2010

Holdsmobile

n 1. Knife's mode of transportation.

2. Another nickname for Knife.

You wanna take the Holdsmobile to the wine shop?

Hey Holdsmobile, how's the ol' schlong hangin'?

by Jimmy James April 10, 2003

H.H. Holmes

first known serial killer, targeted petite blonde girls

My research paper is on H.H. Holmes, the first serial killer.

by mickstisy February 24, 2008