hoarsistant

Some one with no life who prefers to follow orders, and does nothing for them selves. Also prefers to makeout and have sex with older men and likes being called a hoarsistant.

An example is Jenny Mcarthy is a hoarsistant with passion and is proud of it. She has a sexual show called "party at the palms" on channel E.

by Maggie F December 27, 2005

headsman

a member of a gang that carries out death sentences.

derived from medieval times, where a headsman would behead criminals or traitors in public executions.

see hitman, executioner

Ser Ilyn Payne AKA The King's Justice was the royal headsman for King Joffrey I Baratheon's court in the 'a song of Ice and Fire' saga.

by Tengu March 7, 2007

Alabama headshot

When you knock out a blood relative, fuck them then cum on the open head wound.

Jerry surprised his sister with an Alabama headshot.

by Ol red rocketeer July 5, 2016

headset

Alcohol. thats what it is. Small headset means beer, less concentrated. Large headset is hard alcohol. created by pat field.

Lets go to the waterbury mall and get a headset!
Mom, im going to go get a headset.

by Steven Carlette April 8, 2008

Headspace MD/LB

Headspace is where a partner in the group has a sort of alter ego where they enjoy slipping into the headspace of a younger child as a stress reliever. Most people in there little space( head space) call there caregiver( other partner) mommy or daddy. A mommy in a partnership is where the other partner has a mommy kink and is enjoyed being called mommy or mistress or miss and has the job of acting like a mommy when they’re in headspace but sometimes they have a mommy kink which makes the whole relationship kinkier. Perhaps the little of the partnership breaks a vase or is throwing a tantrum or says no or even brakes rules. Then the mommy in the group will punish them. Here’s an example (don’t forget the little always has consent and safe word and they can enjoy it)

Mommy: baby boy come here for a minute
Little: yes mommy ( in headspace MD/LB
Mommy: did you break one of my rules and eat those cookies with out permission.
Little: (starts to cry) I’m sorry mommy I need a punishment.
Mommy: come lay on my lap baby boy I’m going to spank you 25 times you will thank me after each one

Then you can picture the rest

by I have a huge mommy kink August 25, 2021

Superman Headshot

When, in Gears of War or Gears of War 2, you pull-off a headshot with the longshot rifle (snipe) while the victim was in mid-roll.

Guy 1: Yeah man, kick that guy he's totally kung-fu'ing.

Guy 2 (host): Yeah, but he's really eas -- HOLY SHIT!! MAN DID YOU SEE THAT SUPERMAN HEADSHOT?! DAMN!

Guy 1:...sweet.........host.

Guy 2: SHUT UP!!!

by SkeetyPete July 20, 2009

heads-up

A business buzzword meaning to give somebody a summary or progress report on the current situation.
Mainly used by idiots who want to be something they're not, ie successful businessmen.

Let me give you a heads-up on the current state of play.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004