When you crap so long your turd hits the bottom of the bowl , does a U turn, heads back up and kisses you on your ass cheek.
OK! I seen skid marks before but whats these brown lip marks in your BVD's? OH! that's just from a Shit Hickey I got from eating too much Lesbian Pizza!
1. a hickey on the same spot as a bruise.
2. usually given by disciplining your partner, then apologizing for it, and sucking it better.
3. the best kind is a simultaneous bruise hickey, which is done by magically punching and kissing the same exact place.
1. My girl got into a fight, and ended up bruised, so i made he whole body a bruise hickey.
2. she was super pissed at me, so she hit me with her heel, and then cried and begged to make it into a hickey.
3. i was totally doing the simultaneous bruise hickey last night, it was fuckin insane.
One might use this phrase to cover up cheating on a boyfriend... Simply tell others the hickeys on your neck are from a girl's sneaker stepping on your chest during cheer-leading practice.
Afryca: What is that all over your neck and chest?
Chyna: Oh..uh.. just sneaker hickeys from the football game.
Afryca: ...Right.