brau heister

Someone who steals beer, from the fridge at a party, or even just a sip out of your glass.

Dont let that kid near the fridge, yo he's a mad brau heister.

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

Panty heist

A pre-meditated robbery of a females panties.

Dude I'm totally going on a panty heist tonight at the party.

by josebrawn May 13, 2014

Heisendumed

Closely related to the word Heisendate.

The effect created between two people who were dating when one issues the terms of "needing some space" or "being on a break".

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word dumped.

I don't know if I am single or not. I had a boyfriend but the other night he Heisendumped me.

by Kitten March 16, 2005

Handicrapped Henis

Made by Crystal Blue...He is the letter "é" in the Webdings font...Handicrapped Henis is the shizzy fo rizzy! He is the coolest handicapped person in the world...

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Handicrapped Henis is rollin down the sidewalk...Except he forgot his wheelchair!!!

by Ninjalo October 4, 2004

pull a Heisenberg

1.) to first lick someones rectum, then sniff your own balls and finally look for someone to french kiss with.

2.) inter-species transmission of anal and penile bacteria via saliva.

John: If you don't do it, I'll get my dog to pull a Heisenberg on you!

Jane: Okay, okay, I'll do it!

by kay_ December 12, 2008

safe heist

The plan to steal a safe full of money from the music department office in your school.

"Are we going through with the safe heist tonight, Joe?"

by Emennius May 23, 2003

der heist

'der heist' is the name given to any badass theft of liquor from your local supermarket by college students. the first of such was done in 2008.

as english as the word "heist" actually is, 'der heist' is usually said in a heavy german accent.

toomy: man, we're outa beer nigga!!!1one!!1
loomy: lets go on DER HEIST.

by da booze man February 28, 2008