hard fart

The forcing out of flatulence in the hopes of either encouraging a bowel movement or creating a loud noise to impress your friends. Hard farts can be very dangerous in that they can be followed by moderate to severe pain that can either be temporary or more chronic as in the case of hemorrhoids. They can also result in the soiling of oneself and creating and embarrassing situation

"Johnny pushed a loud hard fart out. Everyone laughed. Johnny abruptly left the party, never to return"

by whoins February 14, 2009

hard mod

Hard-Mods, aslo sometimes referred to as Gang-Mods were Mods who split from the trendy, art-school oriented mod movement around 1967. They would take a more working class direction (and style) and eventually got influenced by Jamaican rudeboys, their style and their love for reggae, rocksteady and ska, while still keeping an interest in soul and mod R'n'B music.
Hard-mods would often join together in gangs and find a particular interest in getting into fights. Hard-mods were the forerunners of skinheads. Outfit: Parkas, Ben Sherman and Fred Perry Shirts and knitwear, Sta-Prest trousers, Levi's jeans rather than sharp suits, working boots (Dr. Martens), braces and college-haircuts or a short crop.

The hard mod look was extremely popular during the 1980s (punkrock induced) mod-revival, especially on the European continent.

by Self-Preservation Society October 3, 2007

hard lemonade

1 part lemonade
3 parts sugar
1 part swag in a bottle

DAMN!!! You didn't put no sugar in dis! Tastes like that nasty ass vitamin water stuff.. I'ma teach you how to make some hard lemonade.

by roll_tide_roll January 9, 2011

Hard Justice

A Halo Machinima series made by Jon CJG, the same person who made Arby 'n' the Chief. It revolves around a good cop in a totalitarian city trying to turn the force around. It is known for tag-lines such as "Jesus Christ, Howard' and the famous Indian in the Cupboard scene.
The name is derived from the name of the special forces, the Eradication of Repulsive Evil and Corruption Team, or ERECT. Geddit? HARD justice? Haha.

Hard justice is currently in it's second season.

by L05 June 24, 2009

Slarmin' Hard

To do completely unproductive things (surf teh interwebs for pictures of pugs in clothes, watch an entire season of Dr. Who, eat massive amounts of chicken wangs) for excessive amounts of time, especially while in a ridiculously relaxed/possibly unhygienic state.

I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your Bar Mitzvah, Timmy, I was too busy slarmin' hard.

by Uhhh Na Nah Na Nah September 15, 2010

Hard row

When you stick the tip of your penis in someone's mouth and jerk off into it

Person 1: "I heard Andrew gave a girl a hard row last night!"
Person 2: "No way!"

by AdamMandler February 9, 2023

the hard word

Australian A heavy-handed request, usually a sexual proposition by a man.

John put the hard word on Emily last night, but she just slapped him and left.

by SmartLX January 21, 2014