John Handcocker

The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.

Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."

Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."

by TeoDee September 13, 2017

Physically Handicapped

When your dick dislocates when she's riding you.

Did you hear Tommy turned Physically Handicapped after he was done with Sarah on top.

by TommyTheTrain February 4, 2018

Croatian Handcuffs

When a sporting event (usually NFL or CFL football) is tied at 23.

The Seahawks made it Croatian Handcuffs in the 4th Quarter. The referees decided to give the game to the 49’rs for Christmas.

by HogtownMickey December 16, 2018

breaking handcuffs

Is when your such a bad ass and so nasty and mean. That if the police arrested you you'd break the handcuffs.

Shit man I saw Leon in a brawl wiv a hustler yesterday. he was breakin handcuffs!!

by badboy_g October 10, 2004

handcuff necklace

What only the most badass and stylish of people wear around their necks to represent their G-status.

"Did you see 50 Cent wit' his new handcuff necklace? Dat shit was sick yo! He was bangin!"

by totallyfakeaccount January 19, 2009

Handicrapped Henis

Made by Crystal Blue...He is the letter "é" in the Webdings font...Handicrapped Henis is the shizzy fo rizzy! He is the coolest handicapped person in the world...

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Handicrapped Henis is rollin down the sidewalk...Except he forgot his wheelchair!!!

by Ninjalo October 4, 2004

Fluffy Pink Handcuffs

The one thing you can't have kinky sex without!

These are the fluffiest and pinkiest fluffy pink handcuffs I've ever used for kinky sex! This is the best Kinky Sex I HAVE EVER HAD!

by Jorje Neemen February 24, 2011