hamter

what you call a goofy looking hamster

guy one: hey look at my hamster
guy 2 : nah bruv thats a hamter

by Masked_artist42069 September 15, 2022

Hampter

This is used by companies such as Roblox to power their servers, it is also a known meme and it can live up to 20 years (dont look it up)

Look! The hampter is spinning on da wheel to power the servers! Oh wait, it needs a break. *proceeds to crash roblox for 3 days*

by 69Seals October 31, 2022

gutted hamster

A term used to describe a rather untidy vaginal area.

"Mate her fanny looked like a gutted hamster. Flaps everywhere."

by Swisstony19935 December 31, 2015

golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

by Locuk February 18, 2017

angry hamster

When you're mad at your boyfriend so you blow another dude, then keep his jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then, you go back to your manwhore and make out with him, giving him some of your hamster load.

Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.

by Steffaninja June 23, 2017

lost hamster

A term frequently used on gay hookup apps indicating a desire for someone to have anal sex with the speaker.

This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.

Jon: hey there sexxy can we hook up?

Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?

Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….

Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.

Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.

Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.

Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?

Belinda: you guys are so gross.

by Ka05mau5 July 18, 2023

one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.

Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.

by Magikpineapple April 29, 2014