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hamburger meat 

A guy's chest hair. Some think the shape looks alot like hamburger meat.
By the end of the night, Justin had his shirt unbuttoned and everyone could see his sexy hamburger meat.
hamburger meat by sodumc February 25, 2009

Fuzzy Hamburger 

A hairy vagina, usually of the hooded clitoral shape
We were gonna smash, but she’s been working so hard she forgot to shave her fuzzy hamburger.
Fuzzy Hamburger by IRIxAgent47 August 13, 2018

hamburger pinwheel 

1. (n)-a sexual position where a man penetrates a woman's vagina from behind and rotates her about his penis while she defecates.

2. (n)-the resulting stain from the above-mentioned sexual act resembling hamburger pinwheel (disambiguation- food).
jim- how did eric hurt his junk?

jason- I heard he and tiffany tried the hamburger pinwheel last night.

Cheesy Hamburger 

When the male ejaculates into a male or females anal cavity and pulls out and squeezes the bum cheeks together and the seimen dribbles out, giving the cheesy hamburger effect
Mate one: Bro Daryl gave that 50 year old the cheesy hamburger last nite!

Mate two: Real? What a sick bastard!

Jersey Hamburger 

When a man takes a woman's patties (her breasts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). He then slaps her across the forehead with his boner, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (cum on her feet) and make her "sleep with da fishes" (pee on her face)
ay-yo douchebag, i totally gave Snookie a Jersey Hamburger after I gave her a Jersey Hotdog
Jersey Hamburger by JerseyBoi Yee December 29, 2010

hamburgler 

the lone rebel who lives only to topple the mcdonalds corporation, since he has no following he only burgles the hamburgers from the local mcdonalds.
the hamburglers cause is a good one but he needs to burgle something else for a change.
hamburgler by Pyro88 May 16, 2004