HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 24, 2003

My ship hath/has sailed

A phrase many shippers use to say that their ship has been confirmed. Oftentimes, a headcannon.

Andrew: My ship hath/has sailed!
Mark: What ship?
Andrew: You know, my headcannon.

by EWild December 18, 2019

haitus

An excuse for webmasters to take a vacation and not get in trouble for it.

Guy one on beach: So, what's up with your website while we're here?
Guy two: It's on haitus; no worries!

by [H3353 h4xx0rrrr July 30, 2008

Hathaway's Disorder

A rare condition whereby a repugnant woman causes men to get sick all over their own balls and scoop their eyes out with a spoon.

Hathaway's Disorder (HD) cost me my livelihood. I could no longer see where I was going and, as my pizza was still undigested, it looked like a had a bizzare fetish.

by bohsmug January 20, 2011

Harith

Handsome beautiful British man. He is Richer than bill gates. He has the following:
23 whores
25 rolls Royce
29 slaves

21 black slaves
1 girlfriend

169 wives

420 servents
189 mansions

anti faggots and last but not least he has something that is 70 inches that gives people pleasure

OH your such a Harith

Oh fck me

by uwefhepuib0w4ufgbh1lko84gh March 21, 2022

Haitham

A epic Arabic name means young hawk usually plays super smash bros loves snacking on fatteh and usually more attractive than his siblings often dressing like a Instagram model usually his siblings love him.

Haitham

by A narcissist May 17, 2019

the haigh

a person with very high trousers and has the same hair all the time!!

oh look the haigh

by Anonymous March 27, 2003