A girl that is a size B. She is less than 5'2". She doesn't even know her natural hair color. She whitens her teeth with skeet. And she is attracted to guys with girlfriends. She owns a sidekick. She wears glasses and skinny jeans. She never matches. She likes the color yellow. She has purple Hulk pants. She has really small hands. and a giant mouth. Her skin is really pale. She dreams of having a guy step in her sweatpants. She makes really bad decisions. And she likes the person that is writing this. That would be me. She's a screamer. And her voice is extremely high pitched. Haffahoe. Slutbucket. Sex pot. Sex kitten. Meanie face.
That girl is a haffahoe.
by Jordan Abbatiello December 23, 2008
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A disastrous hairstyle normally due to a tragic trip to a hair salon. This could be due to lack of experience on the stylists' behalf or a customer insisting to have a certain cut but not being aware that it doesn't suite their appearance. A hairaster could be known to the individual (who will normally try to hide the said disaster) or the individual could be completely ignorant of the ensuing eyesore.
Other possible methods of obtaining a hairaster are: having a bad bad hair day, waking up late with no time to get ready, or a poor choice of "taking a risk."
Normally your friends won't even mention the extreme change in hair lifestyle, but will openly discuss it not in your presence. It is also mandatory of your friends to take pictures and send to other friends in order to both warn them and give them an opportunity to think of something whitty.
Other possible methods of obtaining a hairaster are: having a bad bad hair day, waking up late with no time to get ready, or a poor choice of "taking a risk."
Normally your friends won't even mention the extreme change in hair lifestyle, but will openly discuss it not in your presence. It is also mandatory of your friends to take pictures and send to other friends in order to both warn them and give them an opportunity to think of something whitty.
by chemist de grey July 27, 2010
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