Greg

He's the kind of guy everyone wants to be with and he's rlly funny. He's athletic and loves swimming. Handsome and knows his way around a girls body. He has so many choices of professions and he has trouble choosing which one to go with. He's not hesitant and not afraid of commitment. His dick will blow you away and it won't be long until you can't stop thinking about him. Overall a sexy, nice, and funny guy.

hey do you think that girl will like me?
Dude you're greg, all girls will like you y you so nervous?
Idk i hate screwing up....
Bro, look at yourself, you're all they'll ever want.
Ok let's go.

by Yourally May 21, 2017

the Greg

when giving a simple kiss goodnight, instead of going for the cheek, you lean in alittle more therefore getting partial lip action

Alexa : so did you hook up with that kid?
Arianna : noo, all i got was the Greg

by "Jelly" April 25, 2006

Greg

man who falls in love with a girl named maria

that dude is a greg

by erikthechamp October 16, 2008

Gregged

The meaning of the word Gregged comes from the Proper name Greg. A sloppy, forgetful kinda guy who's life is a total shamble, lives in celibacy and has virtually no life. In short it's all Gregged.

My life is so Gregged, I'll never recover from this job loss.
My car is gregged, My mechanic is trying to fix it.
That guy was beat up badly, His face was Gregged pretty badly.

My date was Gregged, She was a he-she...

by Drummerrrboy June 24, 2010

Greg

The only type of guy who will Buy the wrong sized condom when knowing he's going to get laid that night.

P1:dude I bought the wrong sized condoms last night and could have sex with my girl.
P2: shit you're such a Greg!

by Bn April 12, 2015

Greg

Greg is just greg, or also known as grank. There is nothing spescial about him and there will never be. Truly greg is just greg

Do u knwo greg?
No, who’s that?
Like greg

Ohgreg

by Onlymeandi February 12, 2019

Greg

To Greg, is to sit around all day doing nothing, then moaning like a teenager when you are asked to do something.

Why are you doing a Greg, get some fucking work done.

by Ducksuck March 17, 2019