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Grammar Shower

A shower that occurs after a person has been exposed to horrible grammar. Usually happens after texting friends that have no idea how to use their native language, and reading the messages becomes physically painful. The only way to get rid of this feeling of pain and dirtiness is with a hot Grammar Shower.
"hi how r u. can i come over their"
"were gonna b their to"
"your a idiot"
"look at those cat's over their"
All of these are examples of sentences that would require a Grammar Shower after reading.
by UrbanPerfect86 January 31, 2019
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International Grammar

An overly complicated and mutually disappointing sex act.
I went back to his place and he seemed cool, but he wanted to do International Grammar and it just got weird.
by Oversharer May 31, 2015
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Grammar Klansman

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.
The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."
by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016
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grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world
Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*
by emmyandlola June 9, 2023
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Grammar Pope

This is an effort to re-define and change the negative connotations associated with efforts to encourage correct grammar; currently referred to as grammar nazi
Grammar Nazi? Please! My edicts are directly from the revered texts of the public education system. They are intended to improve both your personal and societal interactions. I prefer "Grammar Pope."
by Guano Psycho October 23, 2017
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Grammar Nazi

A person who is willing to completely kill the momentum of intelligent discourse to moan about the location of a preposition or comma in a sentence. They usually aren't as smart as they think they are, so it's their way of interjecting something they feel has intellectual value into the conversation.
We were having a really great talk about the theory of existentialism until John the fucking grammar nazi completely ignored your compelling argument just to point out that you shouldn't use a preposition at the end of a sentence.
by unclejoe1917 July 7, 2016
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Grammar Fan

Fan of grammar. It's their name so capitalize it. That's their not there. I would start it with "and" ,but that's incorrect. That I needs to be capitalized by the way. Btw is incorrect.
You: lol look at that grammar fan.
Grammar Fan: Laugh out loud. Look at that grammar fan! (That's exclamative.)
by comradefrank October 29, 2021
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