Grammar Shower

A shower that occurs after a person has been exposed to horrible grammar. Usually happens after texting friends that have no idea how to use their native language, and reading the messages becomes physically painful. The only way to get rid of this feeling of pain and dirtiness is with a hot Grammar Shower.

"hi how r u. can i come over their"
"were gonna b their to"
"your a idiot"
"look at those cat's over their"
All of these are examples of sentences that would require a Grammar Shower after reading.

by UrbanPerfect86 January 31, 2019

grammar college

stuck up petty rich kids that think they are cool.

grammar college have so many rich petty kids

by shrek/ baba gurl April 19, 2022

Grammar Fan

Fan of grammar. It's their name so capitalize it. That's their not there. I would start it with "and" ,but that's incorrect. That I needs to be capitalized by the way. Btw is incorrect.

You: lol look at that grammar fan.
Grammar Fan: Laugh out loud. Look at that grammar fan! (That's exclamative.)

by comradefrank October 29, 2021

Grammar Nazi

A person who is willing to completely kill the momentum of intelligent discourse to moan about the location of a preposition or comma in a sentence. They usually aren't as smart as they think they are, so it's their way of interjecting something they feel has intellectual value into the conversation.

We were having a really great talk about the theory of existentialism until John the fucking grammar nazi completely ignored your compelling argument just to point out that you shouldn't use a preposition at the end of a sentence.

by unclejoe1917 July 7, 2016

Grammar Klansman

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.

The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world

Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*

by emmyandlola June 9, 2023

grammar artist

Someone who disregards the normal use of grammar for a more stylish and effective communication of their written message. Often times with a goal of making sure their own unique personality comes across as well.

Cheryl isn't well educated but she sure knows how to use punctuation to get her point across just as she wants you to hear it. She's a true grammar artist!

by NickNap November 13, 2016