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gupperberk

1) A fictional creature which carries its CNS in its scrotal sack and is indiginous to South America 2) The feeling just before the freezer door opens when you already know there's not going to be any ice in the ice tray.
1) The gupperberk scuttled quietly into the night.
2) Steve was overcome with gupperberk as someone asked him to get them some ice.
by David D H Andrews April 30, 2003
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Gopher wiping

When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.
Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.
by red3rsty January 4, 2008
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Gopher

Somebody who annoys people and spam texts them the word fort, he has no life and spends all his time on fortnite
Me out with friends,

Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,

Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.
by Botboy96 July 15, 2019
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Gooper

When the penis is so long when you nut it just falls out of the tip.
He's not a shooter he's a gooper.
by Ofna300 December 18, 2021
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Nameless Gopher

A tennis playing Gopher who plays guitar in his free time. Unfortunately, he's nameless because some Stupid Jaguar couldn't find a better adjective. His arch nemesis is the one and only Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr. Nameless Gopher and Slick Chicken are the only two opposing forces to Señor Lé Cœúr and the only way to fight is a Legend of Koizumi style tennis match. Also as a side note, Nameless Gopher speaks 4 languages and can curse in atleast 4 more.
If we wait around the tennis courts long enough while playing guitar with Slick Chicken we're sure to find Nameless Gopher soon.
by Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr November 24, 2011
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Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.
I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"
by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015
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gosper

Verb. To gosper is to appoint a family member to a position ahead of a properly chosen candidate.
"Did you get that job, mate?" "Nah, I was gospered at the last minute."
See Olympic 2000 torch relay start in Greece.
by Waterlogged January 4, 2007
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